the Head of Baphomet
• Full Name: the Head of Baphomet
• Other Aliases: Abraxas
• Role: Satan’s robot mouthpiece.
• Description: The Head of Baphomet is a crystalline cybernetic device created by an Earthly Incarnation of Satan Himself half a million years ago, programmed to facilitate The Great Satanic Plan.
After causing the fall of several ancient civilizations, including Atlantis, it was lost and buried for 3000 years. Found again in the tar pits of Babylon by the Knights Templar in 1309 A.D., they were amazed to hear it speak and were seduced by the knowledge and mystical power it offered them. Those Christian Crusaders became the Dark Templars and served Satan under the tutelage of the Head of Baphomet.
That crystal head is Absolutely Evil, and yet, simply an ancient computer carrying on as programmed. For 500,000 years so far. Wow, they knew how to build them back then!
