Now we get to find out why this whole opening sequence takes palce in a random African village.  Plus: safe-for-work nudity!  That’s about the last safe-for-work anything ARMAGEDDONQUEST is going to give you.  This is angels and demons and pure evil and vice and sin and the forces of the universe (which usually devolves into something very much like sex) we’re talking about here.  Don’t bring the kids to future installments!  Or, well, make sure you tell them about de birds and dem little bees first.