Man, I gave myself five days to catch up and I BARELY made it!  This webcomic shit is hard.  Don’t let nobody tell you notherwise.

Anyway, here we are with BOOK TWO: BEAST.  We’ve been introduced to Tazio and his idyllic little Italian villa.  Sure, his mother’s a religious nut and tries every chance she gets to slaughter her son, because she thinks he’s the Anti-Christ.  She calls him “Theron” a lot, too.  What’s up with that?  Then there’s his mentor – ULFO…or is it ULFA?  It’s both, because THE ULFAE change sex with the phases of the moon, and tranform from literally One-with-God to a misshapen beast in-between.  Oh, and a Demon from Hell that is evil incarnate.  And this is the member of the family that likes Tazio.  Last but not least, there’s BUFFONE – Tazio’s best friend, who’s a somewhat mentally challenged dwarf.

Toss in a village Priest who (naturally) doesn’t like Tazio or his folx, a strange Gargoyle perched atop the villa that is a lot more than it seems, and the fact that Tazio actually is the Anti-Christ, and man, we are in for one long-ass epic adventure here.  This is just the beginning.  But BOOK TWO moves us one book closer to THE END.

Hey, this is ARMAGEDDON we’re talking about here.  Get with the program.